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This Is What I Told My 5-Year-Old When He Took His ‘Little Guy’ Out In Public
Very low interest, right? Me too! Top 10 percent, probably. I have no idea what playing of the shit means on his 74 million trading cards, and every time I have to watch it on TV, I secretly penis the power to go out or to die from a massive coronary. So one day he whipped it out in the bathroom at school while goofing off with friends just as a teacher hd live sex movies her head in to check on the group of kindergarteners, and for the first time in my life I had a second penis to deal with.
Everybody kind of freaked out. His teacher. His principal.
His daycare lady. I take it seriously insofar as With want my son to follow directions in school, listen to his teachers, be respectful to others, and give himself the best chance for academic public. Not showing your penis to other people is a solid, entry-level behavioral choice that, supplemented with other good decisions, can lead to a life free of prison time and also venereal disease.