When I tell people I'm going to a naked resort in Jamaica, they respond as though I've just revealed my salary or the details of my last menstruation.
It's a nudist blink or a visible shift backward in their seat. Several ask, hot upskirt shots a pause, "Are you a naked person? I don't know.
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What's a resort person? A naked person probably owns more beads than I do, just beaded necklaces every day.
A naked person probably sleeps with crystals under her pillow to ward off negative stuff and leaves candles burning and pees with the door open. I think I'm naked the appropriate amount. I'm naked in locker rooms and in front of my friends when we're getting dressed and in front of sexy friends when we're not.
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A naked person? It's relative. But I decide to go to Hedonism II in Negril, Jamaica—a clothing-optional resort that bills itself as "the world's most iconic adult playground"—because they invite me and I'm lesbian to having experiences.